I know you're mad at me right now, and I'm kinda mad too ... I mean, we
could sit here and try to figure out who forgot to pick up who till the
cows come home. But let's just say we're both wrong and that'll be that.

-- Homer Simpson
Brother from the Same Planet
No pushee No pully Smooth shavy Feel bully
Burma-Shave (1939 - Special Series)
'Educational' refers to the process, not the object. Although, come to
think of it, some of my teachers could easily have been replaced by a
cheeseburger.
(alt.fan.pratchett)
The cream
One hears
The most of now
Comes from a jar
Not from a cow
Burma-Shave (1937)

Oh, the guys are work are going to have a field day with this.

-- Homer Simpson
The Call of the Simpsons